Monday 25 April 2016

Friezlands Woods 24th April 2016


We did go for a walk in the Friezlands Woods where dad used to play when he was little.

I did feel the need to 'Aaaarrrrrooooooo!'

I fink this is the first time Brae has sniffed a blue bell cos he went bonkers and did wun around and around.

Brae finks there is food in there somewhere

The Cornfield (but wiv no Corn in it yet)

Standing in the blue bells

Brae looking like an affleet

Braego looks so beautiful, I could spit

I was gonna have a nap in these Anemone's

Monday 11 April 2016

10th April 2016 - 22k Ashdown Forest Circular

A lovely Stroll though the Ashdown Forest where you can enjoy the long views, colourful countryside, and each uvvers company

We pose for you on the Crowborough Beacons

Brae sitted in a spikey plant but it took about 10 minutes to register in his head. I gived it a good sniffing so it would know who was boss.

Dirty paths are better to splash in than......um.......dry paths

Brae said his tail resembled a flag, so he sticked it in the air...I fink it resembled an ..........erm.........tail

Idiot dog - See the action at this link





Brae collected some dirt on his belly, he said he wanted it for his bed.

I stopped and smiled for dad cos he had the camera fing


I stopped to take in the fresh air - I finked I must have been standing next to a poo or sumfink cos it was a but 'country'

We finded some norty Llamas and Alpakka fings standing around wiv their tungs out waiting to lick somebody.

Sometimes there was some sheep hiding in the trees and bushes wiv the birds so we had to have a lead on in case they attacked us

I did do a little pose

The gorses was in flower already - best not sit on a gorse bush cos it sticks in your bum

We did walk in the spirit of this map that Tony did sort out for us


Monday 4 April 2016

28th March 2016 Westerham Circular

Mum did get a packet of walk cards for Christmas so we is working our way through the Kent section. They is a little bit sissy for us Adventurers, but dad says its ok cos there is a pub fingy at the end of it. 
 
 
This is looking over the village of Westerham. Dads car is parked somewhere over there and you can see the church where Me and Brae did have a dump.
 

All the kings orses and all the kings men, couldn't run up this hill as fast as Braego can.
 

This is my Majestic pose.... My one eared, Majestic pose.
 

I is sneaking up on my mum...shhhh
 

We is standing in a very large, green field
 

You can see for fecking miles.
 

I has got style
 

Sheepsys are disguised as me trying to fool Brae - worked too...


This is a rolling hillock - need I say more?
 

Finished our walk, now we just need to find the bakers for some pies or sossages...............mmmmm................sossages.

25th March 2016 - Brenchley circular walk

Mum did get a packet of walk cards for Christmas so we is working our way through the Kent section. They is a little bit sissy for us Adventurers, but dad says its ok cos there is a pub fingy at the end of it.

Mum is not very convincingly pulling off her disguise as a 'James Grieve' Apple tree

I dunno what we were doing here but there is a gate which is always a good start
 

This is the Brenchly Golf Course. We has been confined to a narrow fenced strip in case we goes and digs holes everywhere. Brae finks he has spotted a hole that needs digging up.

Brae is 'off on one', I looked back to make sure we is not gonna get a tellin orf.

This was a loverly view

This sign appears to be lost in the middle of the field, so while it wasn't looking - I had a wee up it

Brae stopped for a rest cos he is a fat piggy - despite what it says, it was him that eated the yorky puddings

AAAAAAARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I couldn't see our house from here (cos its completely the wrong direction)