Showing posts with label Brego Soft-Shadow. Show all posts
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Monday, 28 October 2019

Bruvver Brae turns his paw to ... erm... verbal art.


A poem by Brae Softshadow

LOVE


There are so many fings in my life that I love,
sausages, biscuits and that old leather glove.
Stuff in the rubbish bin, sunny spots on the floor,
my box of half eated toys and the draught by the door
My dad’s socks, the middle of my dad’s bed,
my dad’s car where I hang out my head.
Chasing squiggles in the park up the trees (aaaarrrrrggg pesky Squiggles)
Long walks by the seaside and that cool winter breeze,
The lamp post on the corner and the one up the road,
the woods where I live especially when its snowed.
The fields and the meadows with a sharp winter frost
the streams and rivers (well the ones that I’ve crossed)
A pond, any pond as long as it’s wet,
my bruvver, my mum and even the vet.
Sheepsys, piggys, an orse and some cows
the doggo over the road when my dad allows.
They pale to insignificance when i see you
and my flopperty heart skips a beat or maybe two.
My darling food bowl, where have you been,
it’s been hours since last you were seen.

[dad had to do a interpret and type cos bruvver Brae is wubbish on a keyboard]

Monday, 25 March 2019

Walking With Clouds Meet - 24th March 2019

Chesworth Farm, Horsham

Brae is beside himself with happiness.

I is doin a lick.

Lupo has had his barth.

Braego is not Spartacus.... I am Spartacus.

Floof your butt-tactics.

Brae is king of the castle, I is a dirty rascal.

Hoomans just standin around. Why is they not sniffing bums like the rest of the animal kingdom?


Odd man out.

Charge... and heckin charge again.

Davey is wunnin around boinking everydogsbody in the face.



Hay bois… come join me in the water.

SPLOOOOPP.

Ha... mum n dad is doin us a frighten by looking like a shadow.

2nd March 2019 - 28km North downs hike.

Our route across the North Downs on a slightly damp day in March

Brae likes to be at the front so we can enjoy the magnificence of his giant fluffy butt.

I was doin a perturb sitting next to a certain death drop

Everybody was reading a map, cos they didn't know where they were going

aha...… an open vista where I can sing sweet tunes into the wind - or do a giganticus BOOORK.

Brae is doin a float in the air

Brae joinded in an a humungus BOOORK

They is lost again - Hoomans is so silly, you only has to follow your nose

Me n Brae doin a speed past..... voooom.

What th... did you say samich

We gettid tied up cos we is a pain in the arspe when there is a porky pie or samich bein bandied about

Heckin great pile of steps - better going down than up... trust I

Ah the field at the beginning/end of our hike - just the pub to head for now.

This is the line of dots that joins up to be some sort of route that we sort of follow.

Monday, 30 April 2018

Walking with Clouds meet - 28th April 2018

Clouds are fun

Gus and Gregory, Brae and me all waiting for the sossage rolls top come out.

Iffin you run up and down this boardwalk enough - it drives the ogres crazy

Mum is in the land of Extacy

Everybody needs a cold rinse after a run in the woods.

Good job we is not sheep else we would shrink like a woolly jumper.

There is a stink of garlic, eever that or somebody did a little toot.

Ahhhhh.... luxurious bathe in a mineral bath - why isn't anybody else coming in?

A herd of ...................erm ......................Samoyeds

We spotted a poo bin that needed us all to wee on it

First stop pond - and last stop pond (with a little pond stop in the middle)
that's why we all luffs Jeskyns Park

Make room for all of us then...

22nd April - Taking advantage of the lovely sun-shine.

It was a lully hot day


This is me havin a fragrant barth

Bruvver Brae also needed to raise his fragrance levels

This is the view from between mine earses looking towards some hill or anuvver

This is the hill looking back at me..

This is the lovely Hargate Forest just on the borders of Tunbridge Wells

This is Braes fluffy butt on he borders of decency

Sometimes we spots a slippery serpent sliding in the undergrowth - sometimes we just spots a flutterby that needs a good lookin at

C'mon Brae, I know where there is a giant wood ants nest that needs digging up

What th... next fing you know, we is whisked off to the sea - I fink mum and dad didn't like our new 'forest fragrance'

Its a bit of a scramble to get to Cow Gap.. plus, there are no flippin cows here.

But there is the loverly sea that is good for an impromptu sploot

Fluffy butt Sunday

Grazing the high peaks on the Downs - dunno why, I don't even like grass

WHAAA........... Nap attack