14th April - Jevington, Seven Sisters and Friston Forest 27km hike - Clockwise

First hot day of the year

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Me and Brae were waiting in the car for everybody to turn up. Brae couldn't help letting out a little BORK, I just did a blep.

After the first hill, we was happy to find a pond in the sky. 

Brae finked you would like to see his belly - not sure if even him knows where that is...!

I is not flaked out, I is just doin an enjoy with my white fur and soft grass

This is the famous Beachy Head - just anuvver hill to me and Brae.

nonetheless, we both enjoy the view

We is always at the back cos dad keeps doin a stop to take the piccies. It takes about half a flippin mile to catch up again, specially when you are walking at Braes pace.

This is a charming picture of mine Floopy. one is for listenin backwards, the other is for listenin sidewards.

The cloud crashed into the cliff and burst all its droplets over the grass.

Me and Brae is doin a contemplate - we is contemplating whether we can be arsed to walk up anuvver hill

Ahh... a light stack - hold the phone.... some dogsbody has eated all the food.

We is havin a cruise through the abandoned samich boxes.

Don't look at Braes fat-belly-gut-bucket, look at the Lifeguards cottages behind - this is after all a cultural blog.

The lonely walk through Friston Forest gives Brae the chance to ponder a while. Brae is finkin what ponder means.

We walked in a clockwise motion cos we didn't want to go back in time.

7th October 2017 - 27k Hike incorporating Seven Sisters

The South Downs are always worth a visit

This is the Cuckmere (we calls it Snakey river cos it looks like some kind of wriggly serpent) - Brae is averting his eyes cos he doesn't like worms very much 

It was wewy windy and Brae was drawn to the cliff edge like a giant magmet

The Seven Sisters are a beautiful coastline (that's what dad says) - I was finking that there had better be food at the end of this....

Brae doesn't think about much (other than food) but I could hear his head whirring and he was heckin perturbed about having to walk up at least anuvver four hills

This is what I was looking at behind us - I didn't tell Brae that the rain was-a-coming

Circular route fingy

Seven Sisters Country Park - 23rd October 2016

We did pack our bags and shuffle off the the sea-side via some cliff fings

Brae whispered a little secret to me - I telled him he could wee anywhere he likes cos he is a dog

I found a yellow fing to chew up - Brae found a view of the seaside... he was so exited 

Mefinks you haven't seen our bums for a long time so here is a bit of 'Sammy pron' for you

This is what we cummed to see

Brae was a-paddling - I did a fall-over into the water. Sea water tastes wubbish

You can see the cliffs from here. Brae is doing a bit of bobbing about pertendin to be a likkle bouy.

We is being 'cheeky chappies' - I did have a little tiddle in the sea - Brae was keeping watch-out for Jelly fish in case one comes up and bites ours bums.

We photo-bombed this iconic South Coast view 

...them mum Photo-bombed it too

We is waiting patiently for one of dads Hula-hoops or a pie. We didnt get neever of them.

The cliffs without us in it

Here i is hiding behind a rock

We came back up past the coast guards cottages. We finked it would be wewy nice to live there and then changed our minds cos we would get bored of the flippin sea keep coming in at out

Here it is on a map fing

Jevington - Cuckmere Haven - Seven Sisters - Birling Gap - Eastbourne

May 2015 Walk - 22km circular

This is the Cuckmere Haven where there was sheepsys and a river that looked like a giant wriggly worm.

Does our arse look big in this?

I runded so fast down these steps that I becomed a blurr..

Me and Lasky trying to squeeze past Wilsons bum - Lasky did win cos he is bigger than me.

I rund down the hill - then I rund up the hill - then I rund down the hill - then I deserved a poo.

This walk made me very HAPPY

My dad tied me to a fence so I could stand still long enough to properly look at the Coastguards cottajes - I'm not really looking... pfft pfft.

(Note from Dad: Tylor your spelling/grammar is terrible)

(Note from Tylor: Dad.....I'm a dog you eejit)

Jumping in the back of Seven Sisters number 2

Sticking my tongue out on Seven Sisters number 4

Laying down on a anuvver Seven Sister cos I was bit knackered and one of my ears did blow away

I photo-bombed a light-house...lol.

Then me and my dad photo-bombed the light-house

Frank, Wilson, Tilly, Tolly, Me and Lasky did find a normouse puddle to drink. Wilson showed off by swimming in it. I did larf cos I had already had a wee in it.

When we go out together we have special posse names - in da crib left to right..

'Bumpy-Dyke-Jumper', 'Bitey-Bitey-Bitey', 'Beardy-White-Beard' , 'Babyface-Run-Boy-Run' and Babylon-Black-Boots

This is my new Julius K9 harness - its well comfy. Some eejit lady thought it was my name but did give me a cuddle anyway. I did lick her face and it tasted of pudding.

Me and Lasky shooting the breeze looking out over Eastbourne - we shared a scrummy apple together.

I did fall to sleep on the way home

Iffin you is interested - this is where we did go.

My good friend Tony coloured it in so we didn't get lost.