Monday, 29 June 2015
Tylor gets a wash and brush up ready for his holiday in the Brecon Beacons
My dad said I had stinky trowsers so I was havin a barf
This is my forlorn look - my mum said I looked gaunt, so she did give me sweeties
Then I was all puffed dry and dad maked me sit on a seat
I is really noble now - sitting in the sun keeping an eyeball on them scallywag cats.
This is The Black Minion - i finks he is hatching an egg
This is Mister Pippin - he is squashing dads plants - for fun
I did lay down and finked about ....................erm.................nope,..... my head is empty.
so I got back in the
seat 'My Royal Throne' again
Friday, 26 June 2015
That Friday Feeling
I dont care what is says on the sign.... i is not getting up to dance.
Today I is grumpy pants cos I was not allowed to scoff the cat food.
I did go to the park before work
AAAAARRRRGGGG these weeds is lovely - it looks like somebody setted fire to the grass.
The sun cummed out and i did run accross the field
Then I went to work - dads desk is very untidy so I licked the dust bin for him
Monday, 15 June 2015
A Sunday afternoon stroll through the hilly side of Ashdown Forest - on the hunt for the Spotted Orchid
I eated my dinner up and needed a walk cos I did some smelly farts in the car. (mum gived me sweeds and vegyballs with my Sunday roast)
This is a path that went down a hill ...........................Just saying.
I finked I could see my house from here then I sniffed some grass
The sky looked like it was full of rain - good job I had a warm coat on.
I did meet a naughty doggy who made me jump into a dirty puddle....lots of times
Huzzaar - I finded a common spotted orchid
Monday, 1 June 2015
May 2015 Walk - 22km circular
This is the Cuckmere Haven where there was sheepsys and a river that looked like a giant wriggly worm.
Does our arse look big in this?
I runded so fast down these steps that I becomed a blurr..
Me and Lasky trying to squeeze past Wilsons bum - Lasky did win cos he is bigger than me.
I rund down the hill - then I rund up the hill - then I rund down the hill - then I deserved a poo.
This walk made me very HAPPY
My dad tied me to a fence so I could stand still long enough to properly look at the Coastguards cottajes - I'm not really looking... pfft pfft.
(Note from Dad: Tylor your spelling/grammar is terrible)
(Note from Tylor: Dad.....I'm a dog you eejit)
Jumping in the back of Seven Sisters number 2
Sticking my tongue out on Seven Sisters number 4
Laying down on a anuvver Seven Sister cos I was bit knackered and one of my ears did blow away
I photo-bombed a light-house...lol.
Then me and my dad photo-bombed the light-house
Frank, Wilson, Tilly, Tolly, Me and Lasky did find a normouse puddle to drink. Wilson showed off by swimming in it. I did larf cos I had already had a wee in it.
When we go out together we have special posse names - in da crib left to right..
'Bumpy-Dyke-Jumper', 'Bitey-Bitey-Bitey', 'Beardy-White-Beard' , 'Babyface-Run-Boy-Run' and Babylon-Black-Boots
This is my new Julius K9 harness - its well comfy. Some eejit lady thought it was my name but did give me a cuddle anyway. I did lick her face and it tasted of pudding.
Me and Lasky shooting the breeze looking out over Eastbourne - we shared a scrummy apple together.
I did fall to sleep on the way home
Iffin you is interested - this is where we did go.
My good friend Tony coloured it in so we didn't get lost.