Sunday, 22 May 2016
Brae collected up a special piece of sheep poop on his neck so he could savour the pong all the way round - dad cleaned it off before we gettid to the pub.
Dad is displaying his shiney teef blowing in the wind
Mount Caburn gets the Harper treatment
We was wunning about in the butty-cups like a couple of girlies.
We did sit outside the Monks House and gettid bored - as you can see, Braes brain has shut down.
Me and Frank wuz tellin everybody to come on an pull finger out.
Looks like some kid drawed this picture, but it is really a photograph....honest
Brae was wunnin about shouting "Ze Germans are Coming" - he does that sometimes............ ................I dunno why..........he just does. Berk.
Monday, 9 May 2016
It was the hottest day of the the year today - 25 degrees, so
dad took us to the forest to cool off. We gettid so dirty that
dad had to take us 30 miles to the sea to clean us up
First we found a luverly pond to jumpsy in
This is the cleanest water.... ever
Then we found a luverly stream to jumpsy in
I was havin a joke wiv dad about some poo (seemed funny at the time)
Brae had collected some dirt on his underside
We had a quick lay in the sun but it was too hot
So we went and and found the shade of the tall Pines
Brae was pertending that his feet were roller skates
And decided that going down on his back would be more funner
Because we were so dirty, dad said we should go to the sea
Brae is not altogether sure of the sea yet.. he says that there are too many flippin wild animals hiding in the rock pools just waiting to drag him under.
Eventually Brae conquered his fear of underwater pelicans and octy-pussies
I showed Brae how to wade in the sea
The beach did get very big as the tide went out. Good job we wasn't in a boat or we would have been ship wrecked.
The rock pools were great fun to swim in
Even Brae went up to his middle.... eventually
This is a massif view behind me of Newhaven Harbour. You can just make out one of the Seven Sisters.