Tuesday, 25 February 2014
Check it out....I ate a bra.....but only a small one........C. Cup ithink
I suspect that I will get shamed again.
But for now I will have a Southern Comfort please to wash it down.
(she does'nt need a bra anyway cos those boobys are just fine without)
Friday, 21 February 2014
I'm not always this dirty, but since I'm a rescue dog I think its my duty to be ...well....just a little bit out there and enjoy the world from the other side of the bars.
I will report on all manner of things that I see fit, from the simple observations of a new woodland stick to the many wonders of......erm......things. Its my intention to use words that may sound 'made-up ' to the human ear, but in dog language make every sense. eg. flippinell: surprise or wonder, as in 'flippinell you startled me'.
I hear you ask "Why has it taken me to get started on this blog"
Well, its been a bit hectick since moving in November. There was my second birthday, Christmas, New years, dads birthday, and lets face it a lot canine changes to be made and negotiated with my other house guests...Mr Pippin and Black Minion (together they intend on taking over the world - but Black minion is all a bit too.....um....stupid really)
This is them plotting something or other - I'm not allowed in thier secret circle.....yet.
I have my good buddy 'Turpentine'.. he doesnt do a lot, but between us we travel the night.
I am a kid cuddler, intrepid mountaineer, rubbish swimmer but sea lover, mud sponge, essence of tumble dryer, babe magnet, friendly camper, nosey neighbour, joker, towel eater, frog hunter, playboy traveler, valiant explorer, conscientious pooper and all round good egg