Thursday, 26 February 2015

Orse kissin

You've heard of Orse wisperin - this is Orse kissin
I is a lover - not a fighter

Monday, 16 February 2015

Beachy Head 16th Feb, Low tide

I like this moving puddle cos it did have a bubble in it.

The sun did burn my eyes so I didn't look in this direction any more.

Dad telled me off for pertendin to be a boat. 

The sea is like a big puddle that is my favorite thing.

I did stand on the top and look down

I tried drinking this but it tasted like..........erm.........erm........i dunno

I did get my girly bandanna wet

Hey ... LOOK EVERYONE its a .......another rock pool

I did fall over and dad larfed cos I was an idiot.

I was just testing how deep I would have to walk before I would have to swim....I hates swimming

Dadaah.. Tongue and Bandanna.

Mum maked me this Bandanna from stuff wiv flowers on it.
Now I feels like a prune.

I did have to walk around this pool cos it was too deep and there was a nasty, bitey Pelican hiding under the water.

Then I did get marooned

Mum and dad did have some beer in The Pilot and we did walk to Beachy Head. Mum wee'd behind a bush again

Monday, 9 February 2015

Monday, 2 February 2015

South Downs Way - 30K

Saturday 31st of January 2015 - 30 Kilometer Hike.
Hike anticlockwise from Washington/Southdowns way Car Park 

Snow, windy, and cold unless you has fur like me.

I did go for a long walk with my buddy Wilson and his bruvver Frank.

I discovered snow and hard water which dad telled me not to keep drinking
but I had to - cos I had eated some horse poo.

These is my bags for carrying water and food. 

There was a brown sheepsy in here which I had my eye on.

I could see the sea from up here.
I was a long way up near the Chanctonbury ring - Dad said his legs were worn out and that I looked like a muddy puddle.

This is me before I had a barth.

I did fall asleep for a little while.