Friday, 27 November 2015

Broadwater Forest 22nd Nov 2015

Good old dirty fun

Broadwater Forest in the Autumn - Sadly no dogs allowed off-lead in the summer, so we don't go here then.

I did pull up this stupid root fing

Brae was hiding in the bracken (but not very well)

Brae demonstratin how to gnash a small stick

Then Brae needed a toof-pick.

We did spot that mum had sweeties in her pockets - Brae can sniff a sweety out from 500 yds.

I was posing for this picture while Brae was being a Blurr

Brae was pertendin to be a hovvercraft

We did find some wee that did need sniffing.

I did find a heather plant thing that also needed sniff

Dad said I should be careful of the ice cos it was thin. I tested it and it was thin and the water was smelly

I finked, therefor I was.

We did do some scuttling about and this bridge had some loverly clean water under it which we eventually turned into mud pies - I feel anuvver barth coming on.

Sunday, 22 November 2015

Snow - Nov 21st 2015

Hurrah... It did snow at the weekend

We did wun around in the snow

Me n Brae sniffed the snow but it didnt pong of anyfing

Brae gotted some snow on his bat mask

Brae said it was a bit chilly and could he have a blanket - I telled him he was a snow dog and to shut-up being a softy. So he went and grizzled to mum.

Mr Pippin told us to F*@k-off - I finks he was a bit grumpy-trousers in the snow.

I luvs the snow....for now

I did get some dirty snow on my head

Saturday, 14 November 2015

24Km - Devils Dyke to Upper Beeding, Nov 2015

After the tail of Hurricane Abigale and when the whole of Britain faces 10 days of storms as ex-hurricane Kate hits with 8 inches of rain and floods this weekend. We finked it would be a good idea to hike 24 km along the South Downs from the Devils Dyke to River Adur circular

Dog day afternoon.....................NOT!

The Devils Dyke pub sits majestically on the hill to the right (thats wot dad says)

We is only a couple of kilometers in to the walk and Brae is as dirty as a dirty fing - so we tied him to this post so the rain could wash him off.

We waited for Ken to fall over - but he didn't

We waited for anyone to fall over - but they didn't

This was a big hill that Brae did wun down. He wunned so quick that we couldn't take a picture of him.

Wilson did complain to his dad that me and Brae wouldn't play the "who has the biggest spot on their tung game" Lasky never played it before so he didn't know that Wilson cheats.

I is halfway up an hill - Brae is halfway down.

Me and Brae telled Lasky off for getting dirty.

Then me and Lasky telled Brae off for getting dirty - Brae was too busy watching someone eat a sarnie. (Brae goes deaf when there is food around)

It rained so hard that we stopped in a bus shelter fing while dad did have a pie.

This is the que for the figgy biskits.

Nathaniel did bring a washing line wiv him instead of waterproof trousers.

I finked you would like to see my bum.

It did get very windy on this hill so we had to squint to see anyfing

It did also get very rainy so we had to squint again

This is Ken and Lasky - they is as wet as a ........erm........Otter

This is the squeaky sign post at the Devils Dyke Pub

This is the squeaky sign in action.

We stopped at the pub where all the peeples did drink doom bar. We did our best to make the floor grubby by laying on it.

We is looking dirty and forlorn.

I is as cool as a cucumber, but Brae has got the wusk cos he has got to have a barf. He said we should hide under this towel so dad couldn't find us - he's a bit bonkers sometimes.

We did have a barf and slept like babies and when we gettid up we was clean and fluffy

I did gaze into the wind to show of my fluffy coat - Brae sniffed some wee

I fink Brae cleaned up rather well too

This is a map wiv colours on it

Monday, 9 November 2015

Caterpillar Dudes

Are you Jealous yet

Me and Brae did sit in the gob of this big Caterpillar fing as we valiantly conquered its ass.

Brae is deliriously happy - and we is like a couple of kids.