Tylor car-surfing

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Ashdown Forest - Orchid Hunt

A Sunday afternoon stroll through the hilly side of Ashdown Forest - on the hunt for the Spotted Orchid

I eated my dinner up and needed a walk cos I did some smelly farts in the car. (mum gived me sweeds and vegyballs with my Sunday roast)

This is a path that went down a hill ...........................Just saying.

I finked I could see my house from here then I sniffed some grass

The sky looked like it was full of rain - good job I had a warm coat on.

I did meet a naughty doggy who made me jump into a dirty puddle....lots of times

Huzzaar - I finded a common spotted orchid

Jevington - Cuckmere Haven - Seven Sisters - Birling Gap - Eastbourne

May 2015 Walk - 22km circular

This is the Cuckmere Haven where there was sheepsys and a river that looked like a giant wriggly worm.

Does our arse look big in this?

I runded so fast down these steps that I becomed a blurr..

Me and Lasky trying to squeeze past Wilsons bum - Lasky did win cos he is bigger than me.

I rund down the hill - then I rund up the hill - then I rund down the hill - then I deserved a poo.

This walk made me very HAPPY

My dad tied me to a fence so I could stand still long enough to properly look at the Coastguards cottajes - I'm not really looking... pfft pfft.

(Note from Dad: Tylor your spelling/grammar is terrible)

(Note from Tylor: Dad.....I'm a dog you eejit)

Jumping in the back of Seven Sisters number 2

Sticking my tongue out on Seven Sisters number 4

Laying down on a anuvver Seven Sister cos I was bit knackered and one of my ears did blow away

I photo-bombed a light-house...lol.

Then me and my dad photo-bombed the light-house

Frank, Wilson, Tilly, Tolly, Me and Lasky did find a normouse puddle to drink. Wilson showed off by swimming in it. I did larf cos I had already had a wee in it.

When we go out together we have special posse names - in da crib left to right..

'Bumpy-Dyke-Jumper', 'Bitey-Bitey-Bitey', 'Beardy-White-Beard' , 'Babyface-Run-Boy-Run' and Babylon-Black-Boots

This is my new Julius K9 harness - its well comfy. Some eejit lady thought it was my name but did give me a cuddle anyway. I did lick her face and it tasted of pudding.

Me and Lasky shooting the breeze looking out over Eastbourne - we shared a scrummy apple together.

I did fall to sleep on the way home

Iffin you is interested - this is where we did go.

My good friend Tony coloured it in so we didn't get lost.

Paws in the Park

I is wearing my cerstificate for being the second most handsome dog in the park.

So I is going to change my name to "Tylor Whitebeard Lord of the Yew Tree"

I did get to sniff thousands of other dogs goolies at Paws in the Park on Sunday at the South of England Showground and a judge said I was loverley and gived me this rosette

Rural car surfing

The best place for my head is out of the window - how else is I to check for Venison and Sheepsy's in the forest

I had to shout at my dad to 'go' cos the wind did stop blowing in my face.

Special little boy

Dad said I was Such a Pretty Boy - so he did take my HD piccy in front of his flowers...............GAY...........I wanted my picture taken in front of a big....erm....crushing thing or a  helicopter or a steam roller or a unicorn. NOT FLOWERS.

Chiddingstone circular walk

Today I did a 15 kilometer walkies taking in some pubs from a place called Chiddingstone to Penshurst to Charcott and Chiddingstone Causeway.

This is the Chiddingstone where they did bring naggety old wimmin to tell them off for being naggety old bints ....or something like that.

I was being a pest so dad did sit me on the chiding-stone for a good chiding...........whatever..

I did cross the river Eden

 over this humpy bridge

I wanted to play with these LLamafings

I was quite a long way up this hill when I did stop for a wee

The woods were very green and I was wearing my skully-crossbones bandanna

Crappy map which dad couldn't read for toffee