Friday 11 December 2015

Nosey Parkers


     







We was nominated by my Samoyed friend Douglas to upload 5 nosey pictures in 5 days on facebook-fingy-bob and here are the nominees for nose of the week.

These is our special equipments for sniffin all kinds of important fings - uvver dogs bums, peoples crotches (specially lady ones), trees, lamp-posts and seeing if something can be eated.
We can detects some odours at concentrations of parts per trillion.
We can sniff out fear, anxiety and sadness in your adrenaline stuff and from the tell-tail body chemicals sent to your skin. When you touches fings, you leave a little bit of you which we can detect.
 Just so you know - If you put a 135-square-mile city under a 300-foot-high enclosure, evaporated a gram of butyric acid and let a dog in, the average dog would still be able to detect the odour.
We carries anywhere between 125 millions and 300 million odour-detecting cells in our sniffer, which vastly out-guns your measly likkle 5 milion. So remember that when you does a comical fart at us.
Now go and wash your hands'es - them stinks


MONDAY
Starting wiv a couple of really cute noses that you can kiss ifffin you wants








TUESDAY
We was too busy larfing at dads 'blow-off' joke to take a sensible picture





WEDNESDAY
These are our long noses for sniffing out them norty pelicans from their hidey holes






THURSDAY
These are our sleepy hooters



Thursday Bonus hairy nose - Brae did get one of my hairs stucked to his nose


FRIDAY
A couple of big wet konks that we is gonna stick in your ear when you is napping



Friday bonus Australian nose for those of you living on the other side of the world

















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