Bexhill-on-Sea. Dec 30th 2016 - Last days of the Year

We did go and find the sea in amongst the fog

Typically, mum is havin a hot chocofing while we is starving to death

Brae wasn't entirely sure wevver he liked the sea in the fog.

I did........

and so did brae eventually

Brae is keeping a look out for seagulls, cos sometimes they has fish and chips in their beeks.

Dad made us sit still in this ....erm....

.........nope..... still don't know what its called

I luvs the sea

We luvs the sea.

26K Hike on the North Downs Taking in Wye and Chilham

Saturday 22nd August 2015

Brae had been a good boy and earned his special walking harness - he is not the 'master of disaster' yet but working his way up

Brae did see a fesant, flying fingy that he wanted to eat

It was so hot that we were playing a game called 'who can be the best shadow' Frank did win cos he is .......erm........black

It was a very big hill that we wanted to wun down, but we would have had to wun up again..........so we didn't do that.

We helped pull dad along the grass

Ha.Ha. I did spy some sheepsys trying to hide from me. They were rubbish cos one went baaaaaaaaaaaaa.

We pertended to be a train, It was Braes turn to be the enjin and Franks turn to be the guards van. It was my turn to roll in poop, so I did.

Brae said my face stinked like poop so he wasn't going to talk to me

Frank and Wilson said my face stinked like poop so they were not going to talk to me eever.

I is smiling cos I eated a banana - Wilson is sticking his tung out cos he has got a spot stuck on it.

Me and Brae had a barf in this troff thing. It was full of weeds and water.

We is a 2 headed dog.      arf......arf

We stopped for a swim in the river Stour.

Me, Frank and Wilson telled dirty jokes to eachuvver cos Brae had gone away - (he is too little for them jokes)

This is a rural scene wiv and combine arvester in it. I watched as it gobbled up the rape seed. What a piggy

We was knackered so I had 40 winks - then we went to the pub and I had anuvver 40 winks - Brae cant count yet so he had to stay awake.

This is where we did go - thanks Tony for the colouring-in

Seaford August 2015

We did pop to the seaside on the turn of the tide

This is a cave that me, Brae and mum had a wee in

This is planet earf

We did play 'follow the leader'

Brae tried pulling a funny face - I telled him he was an idiot and that he should grow up before the wind changed direction

We had to stop wunning about eventually - just so we could lay down

Dad telled a joke which I thought was funny - Brae looked at his feet, which are also funny.

Mum did talk to Brae..I dont know why she bovverd cos I fink he is a bit 'Johnny Foreigner' and don't understand anyfing but his name.

I hadn't stuck my tung out for at least 10 minutes...So I sticked it out at Brae

Brae had never been to the sea so I showed him how to wun in-and-out and how to stalk scary undersea monsters ..............like...........er...................Seaweeds. 

This is me pertending to give birth to Brae 

Oh oh! there is somefing on the beach uvver than us

First I digged a hole to New Zealand....

Then I digged a hole to Australia....

Then I rolled in it

I admired this puddle wiv the sun stuck in it - I fink it has been grabbed by an ocytypuss

I invented a game called 'Wheres Wally' for you - But I is calling it 'wheres that idiot bruvver'

This is Brae bein knackered

This is me bein knackered

Storrington, Amberley, Arundel 30K Circular Walk 11th July.

After our Hiking Holiday in Wales, we did go for a 30K circular walk taking in Amberly and Arundel Park/Castle...........Why?

This is the castle at Arundel..I wasn't looking at it cos there was ducks in the river

The barley was as dry as my tung

Me and Frank boat watching

Tylor, Boats, Castle - what could be better?

I did show these cows my bum....pfft

This is a folly fing

These are my goolies

Here is Tolly, Ava, Frank, Wilson and me. I dont know who the peepels is, but one of them got throwed away wiv an electric fence

We had to rest our tungs for a little while

I laid down and watched a man wiv a hat walk down a hill

I gazed mysteriously int the distance on more than one occaision.

I even stopped to sniff a plant..there were no sossages hiding here and no elves or fairies - nuffink to eat wotsoever.

We stopped for a rest cos it was hot.

This was my favorite meadow

I did jump in a river and got wet......everydogbody jumped in the river and got wet

Splish

Splash

Splosh

Me and Ava chatted for a while, but she wanted to talk about girly stuff so I buggered off

Franks head is missing!

Me and Wilson were seeing who could stick their tung out for the longest time

Tony did draw anuvver map