22nd April 2017, 25km White Horse and Long Man Circular.

We did a hike from Alfriston in East Sussex, taking in the Litlington Orse, Seven Sisters and the Long Man of Wilmington

Brae was trying to friend a swan on face-brook. The swan telled him to get a life...

There is a big white Orse on the hill - he has been trapped by humans for years.

We is doing a sit down at the Seven Sisters country park. I is saying Cheese for the camera - Brae is finking about eating Cheese.

Brae said he would like to catch a snek at Snek river -  I telled him he was an idiot for even thinking about it.

I has got some charming welly boots on from my ventures into a mire.

Brae finked the countryside needed dusting - so he pertended to be a mop (I dont know why we bring him along really)

If you squint really hard you can see the Wilmington Long Man carved into this hillock. Or you can just look at Brae being the Long Dog of Widdlington.

Ahh... the yellow fields of Spring were popping up everywhere.

I called Brae 'Billy no Mates', so he getted the huff and walked on his own......

I telled him we could be 'Billy no Mates' together 

Dad said I needed a wash cos I stinked of pooey pond. Wilson is also getting a spring clean in the next Orse troff along

There was a lady walking through a gate at the bottom of this field with a samich in her bag - so we went to investigate - she said the samich was for her and that we should bugger orf.

We are lurking on the Grassy Knoll.... Watch out everybody 

Here is the map fing that Tony under-estimates the miles with.

2nd April 2017 - Sammy meet-up in Hatfield Forest

Me and Brae met up with some uvver Sammy's in Hatfield Forest

As you can see we was havin a larf ROFL-ing all over the place (Brae did a funny joke about blowing off)....titter...titter

We is finking there were 26 doggies all borking at the same time

It looks like a load of sheepsees being taken for a walk, apart from the idiot going in the wrong direction.

Tylor, Brae, Zeena, Dexter, Skye, Bonnie, Clyde, Hiro, Cooper, Oscar, Mishca, Blizzard, Alaska, Loki, Maya, Felix, Nala, Hatchi, Simba, Sam, Bear, Kayto, Niko... cant remember the rest

It looks calm doesn't it?

Me, Brae and Dad are in this picture somewhere. The giant fluffer in the front should have been called 'Bear' cos he looked like he had eated too much honey.

Aww, it was all a bit fluff-tastic.

Brae Soft Shadow does a scratching

A rose amungst the forns

4th March, 26km Lewes and South Downs Hike

Days hike from Lewes taking in the South Downs Way

Brae was still sleepy when we arrived

This is a picture of a hill fing that we was climbing. If you look really hard you can see ........erm..............the....................ummm..................wind.

This is my handsome bruvver Brae. In his head there is a little ball bearing that goes round and round and round. When it stops, he has an idea - today it never stopped going around so he never finked about anyfing

A Braes-eye view of Newhaven looking from a hilltop in Lewes

This is my good side

This is Braes 'chubby side'

We was finking of doing a run down the hill - but it was a long way back up again - so we finked we would stay here instead and sniff out dads sarnies.

Sometimes we have to pull dad up the hills.

Brae is giving you a cheeky chappie smile - he was quite grubby at this stage and needs to make a visit to the dishwasher.

Me n Brae was too busy larfing cos Wilson looked like him has a bush growing out of his back.

The Master of the Walk crafted this delightful map so we didnt get lost (more than once)

Feb-March Walking break in the Shropshire Hills

Our stay in the wonderful  Shropshire hills at this dog friendly Hotel

This is a pub fing where dad did getted beer and food, and a bed and we did snooze on the floor.

It is called the Castle Hotel in Bishops Castle.

We did get well dirty and dad did have to throw Brae into a stream to get clean, Brae did get the wusk cos he does a frighten of water that may have angery pelicans hiding under the surface. I has no fear of angery pelicans so I did a swim in the water until the dirt did wash away.

This is the tricksy path that leads to the wartyfall at the end - Brae did a wun away in the wrong direction.

Once he had got is direction-a-scope working properly he did change into some sort of mountain goat.

We has discovered that Brae likes the snow wewy much.

I did shutted my eyes cos Brae was going to do a roly-ploly in the heathers and I didnt want to be embarrassed at his idiotness.

I was standing like a noble prince in the snow

Brae was getting ready to lay one of his special eggs - so he had to make a snow-nest

School chidlers had been this way throwing all their ham samwiches about so I did gobble them up like a little hoover

This post was sticking out of the ground with some words on it... erm..... just sayin

 Then I did a Bork

The countryside was as flat as and pandacake on this side of the Edge. Major somebody-or-anuvver did a leap off of here  .............  Twit

Me and Brae  discovered that long grass is good for hiding in - but it is only as good as the amount of time you can keep a Bork hidden inside you.

Brae is a dirty little *@&%er

A smoll amount of dirt did getted stuck to my fur too

So we went to Much Wenlock to show the luverly peoples our dirt

We is being a 2-headed monster

It was so peaceful on top of the hills

 Then I did a Bork

Brae is in the pub

We is in the pub

Brae is a sleep

And this is us being really happy and our weeks worth of climbing fings (ps.. Brae is not being attacked by a blue sneck)