Monday, 16 February 2015

Beachy Head 16th Feb, Low tide

I like this moving puddle cos it did have a bubble in it.

The sun did burn my eyes so I didn't look in this direction any more.

Dad telled me off for pertendin to be a boat. 

The sea is like a big puddle that is my favorite thing.

I did stand on the top and look down

I tried drinking this but it tasted like..........erm.........erm........i dunno

I did get my girly bandanna wet

Hey ... LOOK EVERYONE its a .......another rock pool

I did fall over and dad larfed cos I was an idiot.

I was just testing how deep I would have to walk before I would have to swim....I hates swimming

Dadaah.. Tongue and Bandanna.



Mum maked me this Bandanna from stuff wiv flowers on it.
Now I feels like a prune.

I did have to walk around this pool cos it was too deep and there was a nasty, bitey Pelican hiding under the water.

Then I did get marooned

Mum and dad did have some beer in The Pilot and we did walk to Beachy Head. Mum wee'd behind a bush again

Monday, 2 February 2015

South Downs Way - 30K


Saturday 31st of January 2015 - 30 Kilometer Hike.
Hike anticlockwise from Washington/Southdowns way Car Park 


Snow, windy, and cold unless you has fur like me.



I did go for a long walk with my buddy Wilson and his bruvver Frank.

I discovered snow and hard water which dad telled me not to keep drinking
but I had to - cos I had eated some horse poo.


These is my bags for carrying water and food. 

There was a brown sheepsy in here which I had my eye on.

I could see the sea from up here.
I was a long way up near the Chanctonbury ring - Dad said his legs were worn out and that I looked like a muddy puddle.


This is me before I had a barth.

I did fall asleep for a little while. 



Monday, 12 January 2015

Hastings Jan 10th

Visit to Hastings
Today was dads birthday so we did go to the Hastings
Mum did fall over in the sea and had to take her pants off (note from dad - Massif wave Wiped Julie out just after this picture was taken. All shopping in hands had a good saline wash - Tylor is right we had to make a hasty retreat to the car so she could get her drawers off. Good job the jacket is waterproof.
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I is looking particularly majestic gazing into the sunset.

I did get a new wax jacket so me and dad look like twins in this piccy.

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Waves is funny things - you can run and them chases us.


Thursday, 8 January 2015

Coat from China

It did rain very hard today so I did wear my new coat, harness and Crimble lights (in case I gets lost) - P.S. Dads garage is looking very tidy.

Wee hole needs adjusting cos my willy isnt long enough - sorry ladies

Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Samoyed Coat

I is extremely disappointed that my dad did buy me this coat fing from China.
How is I supposed to wee. pffft
I will bite it off when dad is not looking...
(Note from Dad...Brilliant - promise to stop laughing soon)


Monday, 1 December 2014

Newhaven under the cliffs

Today I did went to the sea and here is some photygraphs of me larking about

Giant puddles everywhere

I like splashing

I was havin to check the depths of some of the watery bits cos they was deeper than a hole

This limpet thing was heading for a crash wiv a winkle - I didn't hang about cos I got bored waitin.

Newhaven Lighthouse is not very light

Yellow cliffs with a secret cave that i did sneak a looksy in

'Barnacle Bills' hurts my feeties

I did like this pool so i did jump in it

Crabs everywhere but them buggers is all under water

I did teach this ball a lesson for turnin up on our shores

top view of my head

Shame I cant drink this cos it makes me poo and sick

Yoiks.. I did bonk into dad