Foggy day

Today I did run around and play hidey-seek with my dad in the fog. He said I was rubbish cos sitting down on the grass didn't count.

I did get damp fur and feets so I had to be puffed dry with an angry blower

Pooh's Ashdown Forest

I did go for a little Easter Monday walk with my Mum and Dad on sumfink called the Pooh trail...

it wasn't as smelly as I was expecting - and there wasn't much poop

I did sit and glance for a while - wunderin where all the sheeps is

This was a long and windey hill that had my mum standing in it

This is not Pooh bridge - but I did have a poo and this is a bridge.

This is Pooh Bridge with some kids on it. Dad did chuck a stick over it and run to the other side...I didn't cos I haven't got any fingers. 

We walked around the East Sussex countryside (11.5 kilometers), Five Hundred Acre Wood, Hartfield and Withyham. We stopped at a pub where mum and dad did eat some ham'n'chips'n'egg with beer....... I had some........water

27K North Kent Coast Hike

This is Wilson, Frank and their dad Tony - they is my walking buddies. There was also a girly dog wiv her boobs out

Wilson, Frank and Me up the Swale.

Wilson did try to drown himself in a weir (what an  eejit) so his dad had to lollop in the freezy water to rescue him.

There was also some dead boats in the river.

View inland from the Swale

Some live boats..........................and a dead one

Me posing on the grass

It was very flat so I did run up and down the dykey fing to make it more interesting.

Me looking North with the bush that dad did a wee in

There was lots of water

This is a walky profile thing that is quite boring

This is the route and we did jump on a train from Faversham back to Sittingbourne

after having a pint in a pub called the heferlump or ellyfant or something like that, where we did drink some lovely water by a fire and all the grown-ups had lovely beer.

This section was very windy-cold

Me and Ruby helping people to point at stuff.

Orse kissin

You've heard of Orse wisperin - this is Orse kissin

I is a lover - not a fighter

Beachy Head 16th Feb, Low tide

I like this moving puddle cos it did have a bubble in it.

The sun did burn my eyes so I didn't look in this direction any more.

Dad telled me off for pertendin to be a boat. 

The sea is like a big puddle that is my favorite thing.

I did stand on the top and look down

I tried drinking this but it tasted like..........erm.........erm........i dunno

I did get my girly bandanna wet

Hey ... LOOK EVERYONE its a .......another rock pool

I did fall over and dad larfed cos I was an idiot.

I was just testing how deep I would have to walk before I would have to swim....I hates swimming

Dadaah.. Tongue and Bandanna.

Mum maked me this Bandanna from stuff wiv flowers on it.

Now I feels like a prune.

I did have to walk around this pool cos it was too deep and there was a nasty, bitey Pelican hiding under the water.

Then I did get marooned

Mum and dad did have some beer in The Pilot and we did walk to Beachy Head. Mum wee'd behind a bush again

Playing with Swans

Today I did play with swans, but they is rubbish at playing fair

South Downs Way - 30K

Saturday 31st of January 2015 - 30 Kilometer Hike.

Hike anticlockwise from Washington/Southdowns way Car Park 

Snow, windy, and cold unless you has fur like me.

I did go for a long walk with my buddy Wilson and his bruvver Frank.

I discovered snow and hard water which dad telled me not to keep drinking

but I had to - cos I had eated some horse poo.

These is my bags for carrying water and food. 

There was a brown sheepsy in here which I had my eye on.

I could see the sea from up here.

I was a long way up near the Chanctonbury ring - Dad said his legs were worn out and that I looked like a muddy puddle.

This is me before I had a barth.

I did fall asleep for a little while.