Hadlow Circular 21st Feb 2016

Dull and overcast  Sunday so we did go for a walk.

Mr Pippin and Merry are devising a plan to take over the world

We is helping Mum with Sunday dinner - we is providing the assault course to keep her fit 

There was a giant Troll under this small bridge............erm.........not lying

Braego Soft Shadow is trying to get his Flying Badge

We did  pose in the woods, I was teeching Brae how to search for truffles, but we did forget our spades

I was still clean at his stage

Mum with her silly hat on 

This is a picture of some Polytunnel fings that dad finked was interesting - I fink it is a pile of rubbish.

Brae did gettid a dirty under-belly

erm..I did gettid a dirty under-belly

Brae could see a Rookery that would need some further investigation.

Snow up The Ridgewaye 17th Jan 2016.

It wasn't forecast - so we was well happy to see snow this morning 

Brae is my favorite clown bruvver

Braego Soft-Shadow was deliriously happy that it snowed 

Brae finked he saw a snowman eat a sarnie

I was looking as cool as a coocumber, while Brae was being a silly sossage.

Brae liked the snow so much he wanted to make a coat out of it - so he collected some on his tummy.

The snow wasn't deep, but it was nice to wun awound in

Reservoir Dogs - 25K Bewl Water Hike on 16th January 2016

We did have a loverly hike on a crisp January day ..

This is me and Brae before we gettid too dirty. I is experimenting to see if my tung gets colder if I flop it out to the left or to the right.

This is me majestically getting a cold bum.

I fink Brae had spotted one of them bunny wabbits

I was admiring the particularly splendid bit of hedge pruning 

Brae spotted a tiny morsel of food

I was guarding dads bag cos it had figgy rolls in it .

BRRRRR Frosty toes

Me and Wilson is playin a game called 'Hide amongst the humans' - Wilson is rubbish at hiding, Frank has got the idea though.

I waited patiently for someone to fall over on this slippery bridge - but they didnt.

There was some eejit floating about in a yellow canoe fing

We is all contemplating whether to jump in the reservoir - Me, Frank and Wilson are up-for-it but Brae said he finked the water might be a bit cold cos he spied some ice floatin about in it.

I did spot some air trapped under this ice so I did liberate it with some warm wee.

We did give Brae one last chance to be a hero. But he didn't come in - he said he quite liked the dirt around his tummy and was off to collect some more.

We, on the uvver hand washed our dirt off. Wilson's teef did rattle cos he did go in too deep.

This is nearly as dirty as you can get.

Brae did sit on this seat and contemplated - because he is a bit of a dillon, he contemplated that he would like to fly like a duck.

The next person to sit on this seat will take home a little bit of Brae with them...

Me and Brae did have a competition to see who could get the dirtiest - Brae did win cos he was covered wiv big dollops of mud.

I had a little nap while the bath was runnin

This is me being cleaner than Brae moments before he was dragged upstairs for his bath.

This is where we did do lots of wunnin around

Alfriston Christmas Walk

We did have a little Christmas walk from Bopeep Lane to The Star Inn in Alfriston

 We was sensible enough to start at the top of the hill. Brae said he wanted to walk wiv mum - you can see him smiling in the middle.

I did check out the norty sheep fings that were hiding in the grass. One of them did make a baa noise, then all of a sudden they all did.

Although this is sposed to be winter, the hills is very green. I also finked that you would like to see my tung. 

Braego Soft-Shadow said he wanted to pose majestically in the rolling hills. He also wanted to do a little 'toot' from his bum, so I did stand up wind of him.

We had to be tied to a fence cos we was all to exited to sit still, Frank did lay down cos he wasn't exited at all. 

Brae fell over in the water bowl and went to sleep.

Dancing Bear

Rubbish quality vid - But my bruvver does a luverly dance for food - what a Tart.

I on the uvver hand, I have a completely different stance on treats

Available for Photoshoots

Nosey Parkers

     

We was nominated by my Samoyed friend Douglas to upload 5 nosey pictures in 5 days on facebook-fingy-bob and here are the nominees for nose of the week.

These is our special equipments for sniffin all kinds of important fings - uvver dogs bums, peoples crotches (specially lady ones), trees, lamp-posts and seeing if something can be eated.

We can detects some odours at concentrations of parts per trillion.

We can sniff out fear, anxiety and sadness in your adrenaline stuff and from the tell-tail body chemicals sent to your skin. When you touches fings, you leave a little bit of you which we can detect.

 Just so you know - If you put a 135-square-mile city under a 300-foot-high enclosure, evaporated a gram of butyric acid and let a dog in, the average dog would still be able to detect the odour.

We carries anywhere between 125 millions and 300 million odour-detecting cells in our sniffer, which vastly out-guns your measly likkle 5 milion. So remember that when you does a comical fart at us.

Now go and wash your hands'es - them stinks

MONDAY

Starting wiv a couple of really cute noses that you can kiss ifffin you wants

TUESDAY

We was too busy larfing at dads 'blow-off' joke to take a sensible picture

WEDNESDAY

These are our long noses for sniffing out them norty pelicans from their hidey holes

THURSDAY

These are our sleepy hooters

Thursday Bonus hairy nose - Brae did get one of my hairs stucked to his nose

FRIDAY

A couple of big wet konks that we is gonna stick in your ear when you is napping

Friday bonus Australian nose for those of you living on the other side of the world

Braego Soft Shadows Lineage and Heredity

 

My dad is asked so many times 'what breed is Brae' so we finked we would add this for your information.